Nancy Pelosi blowing up the White House? Damn right ... she's the real Terminator. The real deal!
I'm normally not a big fan of politicians. But this is an exceptional case. Nancy Pelosi is the only politician who has demonstrably, through her actions, repeatedly on three occasions shown up President Donald "Douchebag" Trump big time.
This alone makes her a viral, Democratic, political Rock Star.
The best part about it she has done it with style, class and finesse, something the Douchebag severely lacks.
She doesn't bitch & complain and whine about the Douchebag like most other politicians, critics and the media do without doing anything about it.
She just has an uncanny ability for showing him up through her actions. That's what makes her worthy of being in the Celebrating Women category.
Nancy Pelosi is one Badass Bitch or as the Douchbag would disappointingly say a really Nasty Woman.
These are the three memorable times she showed up the Douchebag.
1. Getting Douchebag Donald to accept responsibility for a government shut down led to Pelosi's power look - the smug smile, the red coat, the sunglasses.
In December 2018 House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer met with President Donald Trump and Vice President Mike Pence in the White House.
They discussed a proposed wall on the southern border and whether Trump would, in fact, shut down the government if he doesn't get the cash he wants for it.
The conversation, which was televised, quickly turned heated and ultimately ended without a compromise—but with the President accepting and owning the possibility and responsibility of a government shutdown.
Terminator Pelosi outmaneuvered the stupid, gullible Douche and the Democrats took that as a huge win. As soon as images of Pelosi emerging from the West Wing started making the rounds, Twitter was abuzz at the sight of the speaker-designate's power look: the smug smile, the stunningly fashionable red coat and the cool sunglasses.
Pelosi strutted out of the White House like a proud peacock, towards the members of the media, victorious, oozing with confidence and looking incredibly, fashionably cool with her "mission accomplished"!
“The only thing missing is an explosion behind #Pelosi as she puts on her sunglasses and walks away, like in the movies,” Twitter user Theresa Jennings wrote, adding the hashtag #NeverthelessShePersisted.
Well, we can accommodate you Theresa ...
Donald Douchebag was left so unnerved and shaken, he even ended up admitting to the world how small a dick he really had. See the proof in the split screen pic below.
Here's a close up of his itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, orange "Cheeto" below .
“It’s like a manhood thing with him,” Pelosi said of Trump’s demand for a wall at the U.S.-Mexico border. “As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing.”
2. Pelosi in suffragette white, with a sarcastic stance, outstretched arms and taunting smirk gives Douchebag Donald a clap back also now famously known as the "fuck you" clap at the 2019 State of the Union address.
Pelosi stands and recognizes the Douchebag's ironic call for an end to the "politics of revenge" with her petty version of targeted applause. No real additional explanation is needed here. The pics below tell the story.
Here's a closeup of her below, staring him in the eye while mocking the Douchebag. She really couldn't have done much more than that to show him up on prime time, national TV all across America.
She has proven her world class skills in the art of showing subtle disrespect.
Check out this simply hilarious video by CNN's Jeanne Moos on Nancy Pelosi's clapback.
3. After the Douchebag rejects Pelosi's handshake at the beginning of his speech, she later dramatically rips up a copy of the Douche's divisive speech at the end of his 2020 State of the Union address.
Asked by reporters, why she tore up the speech, Pelosi responded: “It was the courteous thing to do, considering the alternative.”
Now how bad ass is that?
Elaborating later, she called the speech a “manifesto of mistruths” and said Trump’s words “gave no comfort” to families looking for better healthcare options and he was “not truthful” about his healthcare policies.
She later tweeted, The manifesto of mistruths presented in page after page of the address tonight should be a call to action for everyone who expects truth from the President and policies worthy of his office and the American people. #SOTU
These three incidents among lesser others have won Pelosi a sterling reputation for being able to get under the Douche's skin, including saying that she constantly prays for the president.
Now that last part is ROTFLMAO funny. So are both of Stephen Colbert's and Trevor Noah's videos below.
Here's some more of priceless, Bad Ass Nancy Pelosi
Now just how Bad Ass is Nancy Pelosi? Bet you badder than you thought.
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