Were you aware that Donald "Douchebag" Trump has a secret hidden talent? Can you guess what it is? Yes, Nose Flag Pulling! Well thanks to "HappyToast's" genius, dedication and creativity with Photoshop, now we all know.
Check out a "Hillaryous" collection of truly incredible, awesome images in this post, accompanied by some of the Douchebag's most brazen quotes.
Twitter hero HappyToast deserves a Medal of Honor or a Nobel Prize or something. On September 30, 2016 he was busy at it, creating and basically doing God's work, because not all of our heros necessarily wear capes.
HappyToast has been creating a work of art that will easily put a smile on the grouchiest of faces this side of the Atlantic.
As of today November 26, 2018, Happy Toast has photoshopped well over 90 images of The Douchebag, skillfully, manfully and effortlessly pulling a rainbow of colored Nose Flags, from his bright orange honker.
To the best of my knowledge, I believe I have curated his complete collection of Donald Trump Nose Flags that was scattered across the web.
Yes, I know, I know, I have way too much free time on my hands. But this is a labour of love for me ...
In all probability, most people have not seen HappyToast's complete output. So now, they are finally all in one place on the web for all to see.
Within days of publishing them, HappyToast's Nose Flag images literally went viral on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and on other peoples blogs.
Here's HappyToast telling his amazing story in his own words,
HappyToast: "Well that's 7 days up since the first photoshop left the graphics tablet. Crazy numbers for something that felt no different to anything I've commented on or photoshopped before."
"It's now starting to get traction on other sites, numerous blog sites are reporting on them, it's on multiple peoples instagram, tumblr and facebook pages (usually as if that person created them) that I've no way of tracking numbers for."
"My Twitter account has had a million hits, but I thought I'd keep this just about the Facebook numbers. So the grand total as of now is 20 million 217 thousand 198 #noseflag hits."
"Cheers everyone, it's not made me any money but it has put a smile on my face."
Below is the collection of his images of Douchebag Donald's Nose Flag pulling in action, accompanied by some of the Douche's most stupid, idiotic, moronic, outrageous, offensive, insulting and inappropriate quotes as captions.
They get progressively better and better as you keep scrolling down the page, ultimately reaching a crescendo.
These images and quotes reveal what a truly stupid, moronic, idiotic, imbecelic, dumbass, half-wit, dufus Donald "Douchebag" Trump really is.
Not to mention what a despicable, disgusting, pathetic, unscrupulous sorry excuse for a human being he really is ... so enough with the gushing, feel good complements and lets get started.
Note: To get the film action effect from this collection of images, just click on the arrow down button on your computer or on the arrow button at the bottom of your sidebar and quickly scroll from top to bottom. It'll be like you're seeing a movie in real time ...
1. “In life you have to rely on the past ... and that’s called history.”
2. "America, Make Nose Flags Great Again!" (MNFGA)
3. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
4. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
5. "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
6. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
7. “Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?”
8. "I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!"
9. "Many people have said I’m the world’s greatest writer of 140 character sentences."
10. “You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
11. "It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"
12. "I can be more presidential than any president that’s ever held this office.”
13. "I just farted but I think I also shit in my pants. It feels mushy down there ... naw, it's probably just a soggy ol' wet fart. Next question."
14. "I will tell you this in a non-braggadocious way, there has never been a president that has accomplished what I have accomplished."
15. "Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!"
16. "If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired."
17. “Despite the constant negative press, covfefe ... who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!"
18. "Hey Kanya, shut the fuck up and stop talking smack bro. This is about me, not you. Pull on my Nose Flags and see what happens ... now smell my finger."
19. “What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,”
20. "A big, beautiful rainbow of Nose Flags against a dark solid suit and a gorgeous, striped silk tie. Am I the bestest dresser ever or what?"
21. "The way President Obama runs down the stairs of Air Force 1, hopping & bobbing all the way, is so inelegant and un-presidential. Do not fall!"
22. "Happy 4th of July to everyone, including the haters and losers!"
23. "Nothing special to say here. Just taking in some "Executive Time" and doing my yearly spring nostril cleaning ... man, these Nose Flags really do a good job. Much better than those fuzzy, wiry pipe cleaners."
24. "Ice storm rolls from Texas to Tennessee - I'm in Los Angeles and it's freezing. Global warming is a total and very expensive hoax!"
25. "Why are we having all these people from Shithole countries come here?"
26. "You wanna see my tax returns? I'll show you my big, beautiful tax returns. Now, if you only knew what I have hidden up my ass. Collusion anyone?"
27. “Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on the Apprentice … but at least he tried hard!”
28. "I went to Wharton, made over $8 billion, employ thousands of people & get insulted by morons who can’t get enough of me on twitter...!"
29. "Why are these pathetic, puny li'l Nose Flags all shriveled up and withering away like my 72 year old soft, flacid, floppy penis? They sure don't make them like they use to. Make Nose Flags Firm Again!" (MNFFA)
30. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
31. "Hey, we need to do better than using these plain ol', boring, white ass Nose Flags. Remember, we need to Make America Great Again! We need spicier colors, a bold message and better branding (see the image following the one below for spicier Nose Flags)."
32. "I think there is blame on both sides. You had some very bad people in that group ... but you also had people that were very fine people, on both sides ... the Alt-Right, KKK, Neo-Nazis ... and also the White Supremacists."
33. "I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has."
34. “I have great respect for women. Nobody has more respect for women than I do.”
35. “My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall and she’s got the best body. She's actually always been very voluptuous. Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right? ... She does have a very nice figure. She's an amazing beauty."
36. "If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!"
37. "Geez, these Nose Flags are getting longer than my ties ... and pretty soon I'll have to grow longer arms."
38. "Rump, er, er, uhm, uhm, no make that Trump branded Nose Flags for sale. Get your Rump branded Nose Flags today ... so you can have a real life & virtually live through me. Special limited time offer. Only a Million dollars."
39. "I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm getting so bored and tired of winning all of the time. I know you are too. Boy am I really, bigly rich, smart and successful. They say, I'm the bestest President ever."
40. “Actually, I was only kidding. You can get that baby out of here. Don’t worry. I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking. That’s OK. People don’t understand. That’s OK."
41. "Sorry, Rosie is a mentally sick woman, a bully, a dummy and above all, a loser. Other than that she is just wonderful!"
42. "Mmmm, me so horny, me so horny ... me so horny for Hungary."
43. “Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!”
44. "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
45. "We have some bad hombres here. I'm the most presidentialer than all of these clowns. They better be careful or I will unleash big time on them! Look forward to it."
46. "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."
47. "Nobody knows the system better then me ... which is why I alone can fix it."
48. “A globalist is a person that wants the globe to do well, frankly, not caring about our country so much, and you know what? We can’t have that. You know what I am? I’m a nationalist, OK? Nationalist. Use that word, use that word.”
49. "Losers and haters, even you, as low and dumb as you are, can learn from watching Apprentice and checking out my tweets - you can still succeed!"
50. "President Obama is the founder of ISIS. ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS ... and, I would say the co-founder would be Crooked Hillary Clinton."
51. "We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated."
52. "I’ve been treated very unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of Mexican heritage. I'm building a wall, OK? I'm building a wall."
53. "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
54. "Teeny tiny Nose Flags, small hands, microscopic penis ... It's all CNN and Jim Acosta Fake News I tell ya'!"
55. “Wouldn’t we love to run against Oprah? I would love it. I would love it. I know her weakness. That would be a painful experience for her.”
56. "I know Mark Cuban well. He backed me big-time but I wasn't interested in taking all of his calls. He's not smart enough to run for president!"
57. "He's still doing those things?" Melania Melanoma's response: "Yes, he does it to compensate for his small penis. Trust me, I know. In Slovenia we have a wise ol' saying, "Man exposing his big, many, colorful Nose Flags has small, teeny, tiny, microscopic penis." Same with Vladdy Putin and Rocketman. Trust me, I know."
58. "China built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans."
59. “Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to do. Love!”
60. "Nose Flags are simply the bestest, greatest thing since ripping people off, using my charitable foundation for personal financial gain ... and, and banging Stormy Daniels. I can't get enough of them."
61. “I’m just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right?”
62. "Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb - other than that I like her very much!"
63. “Well, I think I’m a nice person, I really do. I’m not looking to take anybody out or be nasty to anybody. I always thought he was a nice guy. But he started hitting me hard. So I hit him harder. I’ve always counter punched. You have to counter punch. But I’m not looking to start anything. That’s for sure.”
64. "I'm feared, I'm strong, I'm distinguished, I'm authoritative, I'm presidential and the whole World will be watching and listening to me. Why do I feel like I'm going to fuck this up?"
65. “Why can’t we use nuclear weapons? What's the point in having them, if we can't use them?"
66. “We’ve ended the war on beautiful, clean coal and ... they’re going to take out clean coal — meaning, they’re taking out coal. They’re going to clean it!"
67. "I don't feel good about turning down money. Because my whole life I've been greedy, greedy, greedy. I've grabbed all the money I could get. I've been so greedy."
68. "Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst and biggest loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party. Hillary, get on with your life and give it another try in three years!"
69. “I just fired the head of the FBI. He was crazy, a real nut job. I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off."
70. "Women - You have to treat them like shit. Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up! ..."
71. "A person who is very flat chested is very hard to be a 10."
72. “The wind is a very deceiving thing. I mean, I have a problem with wind … The president of the United States is allowed to have whatever conflicts he wants."
73. "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her ... If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . . Isn’t that terrible? How terrible? Is that terrible?”
74. "I don’t even know some of those statements. I don’t even know what they are. Nobody respects women more than I do."
75. "Wow! Now that's reeeally Kinky! I wish Stormy Daniels would teach Melania how to tie me up like that in bed."
76. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
77. "Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart ... I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star ... to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius ... and a very stable genius at that!"
78. "All of a sudden I've got a really bad feeling. My Spidey senses are tingling. I smell Crooked Hillary around the corner. I know she's up to no good ... but what can she be up to?"
79. "I knew it. I told you I smelt her. The li'l fuckin' bitch stole my Nose Flag idea! She'll do anything to win. Crooked Hillary is more crooked than the Dems, Mueller, Comey, McCabe, Omarosa and the Fake News media combined. Watch out Hillary, I'm coming for you! I'm gonna fix you for good! I'm gonna lock you up!"
80. "Try to come after me Donald. Just try to lock me up. I dare you. Catch me if you can. You see I have prettier, pastel colored Nose Flags from "The Crooked Hillary Collection", you don't ... and America is already great, you Shiester!"
81. "There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell—I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees."
82. "What the fuck are Stormy Daniels pink polka dot panties doing up my nose??? Who snuck them in there? Mueller? Sessions? Comey? Omarosa? (Sniff, sniff) Mmmm, aaah, she never washed them ... they still smell of her from all those years ago ..."
83. "I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There's a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches, we're not allowed punch back anymore....I'd like to punch him in the face, I'll tell ya."
84. "The failing New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC and Jim Acosta are all part of the Fake News Media and out to get me! ... I tell you, they are the Enemy of the People!"
85. "Google search results for "Trump Nose Flags" shows only the viewing/reporting of Fake News Media. In other words, they have it RIGGED, where are the FOX NEWS reports on me pulling THE BEST Noseflags. So UNFAIR."
86. "Every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over."
87. "The DOJ just issued the McCabe report - which is a total disaster. He LIED! LIED! LIED! McCabe was totally controlled by Comey - McCabe is Comey!! No collusion, all made up by this den of thieves and lowlifes!"
88. “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. Out ... He’s fired. He’s fired!'”
89. "Arrrrrrgh! I'm being treated so unfairly, being persecuted, facing jail time and will soon be impeached! And these stupid Nose Flags are just driving me fucking crazy. They just won't stop. Will somebody just pull them out from my ass before I become unhinged, go over the edge and start bouncing off the walls?"
90. Here's a bonus one for ya. Li'l Donny "Douchebag" Trump in presidential training to become an even bigger, more famous, despicable, disgusting, pathetic, Bigly Presidential Douchebag the world has ever seen!
91. And another bonus. Here's the Douchebag singing to, I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred, "I'm too sexy for my love. I'm too sexy for my shirt. I'm too sexy for my hat. I'm too sexy for my car. I'm too sexy for Milan. I'm too sexy for your party. So sexy it hurts. So sexy it hurts. No way I'm disco dancing. 'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk, On the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk. Too sexy for my ... Too sexy for my ... Too…"
92. Here's still another bonus one for ya. Douchebag Donald, his new bride Melania Melanoma, Slick Willie and Crooked Hillary partying it up together at the Trump's wedding reception in 2005. Unfortunately, they all, never lived, happily ever after ...
93. And once again, thanks to HappyToast, here's still yet another bonus ... but a "non-Nose Flag" one for ya. It's the Douchebag's fashionista Shaggy, Boris Johnson look ...
94. "I don't hate Obama at all, I just think he is an absolutely terrible president, maybe the worst in our history!"
95."Hey, I even made the magazine rack in the check out line at Walmart, right next to The National Enquirer. Now I know I've hit the big time."
96. "Not only am I the Commander in Chief and a better President then Obama ever was ... but I also won the prestigious Nose Flags of the Year Award over Crooked Hillary and I am the President of the very exclusive The Nasal Flags Club of America."
97. "America. Now always remember and don't ever forget, Make Nose Flags Great Again!" (MNFGA)
98. "Here's your last chance to get your very own Trump branded Nose Flags. But because you waited, the price just went up. Only 5 Smillion dollars. Get your Rump branded Nose Flags today ... so you too can have a real life, by virtually living through me!"
99. HappyToast: "... and that, I think is that. Donald "Douchebag" Trump has run out of Nose Flags and I need to get back to drawing and other fun subjects."
100. Like the memorable line from The Godfather, Just when I thought I was out, Happy Toast pulled me back in again with,
101. Surprise! Boy are you ever lucky. I found one final bonus one for you. A rare Donald "Douchebag" Trump music video named "Anomanus", with a real catchy tune and some really deep, profound, meaningful lyrics.
Again, all courtesy of that creative genius, HappyToast.
"Anomanus, anomanus, anomanus ..."
But first watch the video below to put it in better perspective:
Now watch the insanely stupid, though "Hillaryous" Donald "Douchebag" Trump "Anomanus" version with Plaid Shirt Guy in the background, where the Douchebag's repeatedly struggling with the word anonymous and just can't get it right, no matter how much he tries:
"The end ~"
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