So it looks like Ivanka "Wanker" Trump is at it again. Like her Douchebag father, she's shameless. Once again, she's promoting another Goya product.
This time it's a Goya 100% Grade A, USDA inspected, all beef, smoked, super smooth, extra girthy, kosher salami she's very appropriately nick named "Tall Boy".
She likes riding her "Tall Boy" all night long. It's from her personal, sex toy collection on her bedside nightstand.
Ivanka Wanker Goya Boya!
That's one Bigly, Yuge Salami!