Here is what really took place that day when President Donald "Douchebag" Trump had Washington DC law enforcement clear Lafayette Square for his infamous Bible photo shoot.
Here's the real story in pictures ...
Check out one of the most intense, best ever, amateur and most hilarious Lip Sync Boy Band videos ever made.
Their facial expressions are priceless. Talking about feelin' and getting into it. These guys are really in the groove.
So it looks like Ivanka "Wanker" Trump is at it again. Like her Douchebag father, she's shameless. Once again, she's promoting another Goya product.
This time it's a Goya 100% Grade A, USDA inspected, all beef, smoked, super smooth, extra girthy, kosher salami she's very appropriately nick named "Tall Boy".
She likes riding her "Tall Boy" all night long. It's from her personal, sex toy collection on her bedside nightstand.
Ivanka Wanker Goya Boya!
That's one Bigly, Yuge Salami!
Check out one of the best Lip Sync Battles ever from Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show. Emma Stone's intensity and performance of DJ Khalid's, "All I do is Win" is truly incredible, inspiring and mesmerizing.
Boy, does Emma ever get into it. She doesn't hold back and gives it her all and then some. She's really feelin' it and in the zone on this one.
President Donald "Douchebag" Trump's May 2017 visit to meet Argentinian Pope Francis at the Vatican inspired some priceless twitter memes.
There was some prior conflict between the two men which is evident by the Pope's glum expression upon meeting President Douchebag and his pathetic, grifter family.