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Ivanka Goya All Beef Kosher Salami

Ivanka “Wanker” Trump’s New Product Promotion in Pictures. Really?

So it looks like Ivanka "Wanker" Trump is at it again.  Like her Douchebag father, she's shameless.  Once again, she's promoting another Goya product.

This time it's a Goya 100% Grade A, USDA inspected, all beef, smoked, super smooth, extra girthy, kosher salami she's very appropriately nick named "Tall Boy".

She likes riding her "Tall Boy" all night long.  It's from her personal, sex toy collection on her bedside nightstand.

Ivanka Wanker Goya Boya! 

That's one Bigly, Yuge Salami!

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Emma Stone Lip Sync Battle

Lip Sync Battle, The Tonight Show – Jimmy Fallon vs Emma Stone (2014) Music Video

Check out one of the best Lip Sync Battles ever from Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show.   Emma Stone's intensity and performance of DJ Khalid's, "All I do is Win" is truly incredible, inspiring and mesmerizing.

Boy, does Emma ever get into it.  She doesn't hold back and gives it her all and then some.  She's really feelin' it and in the zone on this one. 

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Trump Pussy

President Donald “Douchebag” Trump’s Infamous Bible Photo Shoot in Pictures

Here is what really took place that day when President Donald "Douchebag" Trump had Washington DC law enforcement clear Lafayette Square for his infamous Bible photo shoot.

Here's the real story in pictures ...

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Tape Face

The Best of Tape Face (2011 – 2019) Videos

Check out viral sensation, New Zealand mime comedian Tape Face (Sam Wills) perform the best of his incredibly creative, crazy and hilarious shows.

Viewed over 10 million times.

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Trump Fingering the Pope

The Best of President Donald “Douchebag” Trump Meets the Pope Twitter Memes

President Donald "Douchebag" Trump's May 2017 visit to meet Argentinian Pope Francis at the Vatican inspired some priceless twitter memes.

There was some prior conflict between the two men which is evident by the Pope's glum expression upon meeting President Douchebag and his pathetic, grifter family. 

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